May 25, 2013

bard-core:

someone give this charr a fucking emmy

(Source: funquisitor, via weirdfolio)

May 25, 2013

charr-smash:

the-wyld-dawn:

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Don’t fall in!

Ya probably think I’m jokin’, but it’s th’truth. We lose a couple-a recruits every year that fall into th’Smelter ‘cuz they en’t lookin’ where they’re goin’, hurryin’ too fast to get around, or just plain horseplayin’. Most-a th’basics-a Ironworking, any good Primus’ll teach ya in yer fahrar, but every so often we get some Blood hotshot or Ash know-it-all who thinks it’s a simple matter-a flingin’ rocks into a machine and poundin’ it with a hammer until ingots come flyin’ out.

Scorchit, it en’t that easy! Th’best I can offer ya is this: Have a good workin’ knowledge of th’ores and metals yer usin’, ask if yer confused, and by Baelfire’s flaming ballsack, don’t rush it. It takes time fer everything to heat up an’ cool, even th’easy stuff like iron an’ tin. Ya go too fast, ya might hurt yourself an’ ruin the compound.

Regardin’ your next question, I like workin’ on buildings, even more than stuff like armor an’ tanks. Scrap warband’s primary focus is on materials — ya know, ingots, metal sheets, processed alloys, that sorta stuff. When we do get to’flex our creative muscles, it’s usually to set up forts an’ barracks an’ stuff out in areas-a Ascalon that we’re settlin’ in.

My biggest project? Hrah! Ya know th’bridge stretchin’ from Memorial Waypoint to th’asura gates? Ya know, th’one headin’ t’Lion’s Arch? My Legionnaire Scrapmaw let me head that project, along with th’leaders-a two other Iron warbands. I get a surge-a pride every time I cross it.

Wait — what? … Ya don’t know what I’m talkin’ about? Scorchin’… grr, awright. Gimme th’box with the quills an’ dyes an’ somethin’ t’draw on. Here…

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Uh… this might not be drawn t’scale.

~Kasik

as you can see Kasik is the arteest of Wyld Dawn

May 24, 2013

asuralations:

All the previous limited minis are back in the store!

If you missed any of them before (like I did with the babby hippo) you can get them now for the next 3 days!

(via weirdfolio)

May 23, 2013

thecharmingcharr:

lil-lionheart:

Also~ BIG CHICKENS!!! :>  On the other hand, finally got into that locked temple and wowee that place is amazing! Though as I found the hard way not a place to explore alone….I’ll have to round up some friends to conquer that place too! Its easily beats kryta as my favorite place. So many secrets to uncover in the temple. -Lil

Yep, Diessa Plateau is truely one of my favorite maps! :D

Josephus didn’t get to go inside Incendio Templum before he completed the Diessa Plateau, so he’ll have to go back if/when he can assemble a group for the purpose. (For that matter, he has yet to visit a full-scale dungeon…)

May 23, 2013

foostivoo:

Foostivoo the Merry is granted an audience with her majesty, Queen Jennah.

In which our itinerant quaggan meets the Queen, Countess Anise and Shadow. I recommend giving the cat extra fish cakes if you’re worried.

May 23, 2013

foostivoo:

theitinerantmesmersjournal:

foostivoo:

Foostivoo the Merry stopped by Minister Wi’s mansion, where a party with important members of Divinity’s Reach was taking place. The nobles greeted the baby quaggan civilly but with slight suspicion; perhaps they were unaware of his elevated status. After sampling some of the fine foods, Foostivoo wandered upstairs, where he got a breathtaking view of the outside plaza. The bedroom, like the rest of the mansion, was lavishly decorated. Before Foostivoo could see how soft the beds were, he was shooed out by some guards.

Have you visited the Queen yet? Her Majesty is pleased to receive visitors at her palace in the upper level of Divinity’s Reach.

“Yes, Quaggan has met Queen Jennah! She is very nice. She gave quaggan some delicious fish cakes. Quaggan is not sure about Shadow though…”

Give Shadow some of your extra fish cakes and you should be all right.

May 23, 2013

rytlockbrimstone:

spectral-agony:

ah apparently Canach’s new look had a mod post about it

im pretty sure he just used a total make-over kit

(via sna-ff)

May 23, 2013
whitecharr:

The Additional 30 Days of Guild Wars 2
Day 32 – Favorite / least favorite NPC(s)?
Since Snaff is dead, I can’t pick him for fav NPC. *sigh* 
Anyhow, I’m going to have to say that one of my favorite NPCs is Logan Thackeray. He’s a bit of a doof most of the time, and he seriously needs to get over Queen Jennah. However, I’ve rolled a lot of humans in GW2, so he’s been a real bro through my GW2 experience.
I can’t say that I always respect everything he does, but he has a strong and noble heart, a good sense of humor and reminds me a lot of Keiran Thackeray, whom I genuinely liked from the moment they introduced him in GW1. I suppose I’m biased because of that! ^_^
My least favorite NPC? Hmm… I’d talk about Kudu, but he intrigues me so much and I love to hate him. 
Salad folk, don’t hate on me, but I’d have to say I least like Faolain.

I know some folks like to ship her with Caithe as part of their foundational struggle, but sorry… everything about her just annoys me to no end. Maybe it has to do with how many times I ran Story Mode Twilight Arbor, but if I have to hear her “Dear Heart” one more time… >< 
Even Trahearne, as annoying as he can be, doesn’t bug me as much as she does. 

I have to say I agree with you about Faolain (I could go on for a lot longer about why it irks me that some people consider her to be such a Byronic heroine, but I won’t, at least not now) and Trahearne (he can certainly be irritating, but I think, on the whole, that he gets more of a bad rap than he really warrants).
My own favorite NPC…I’m not really sure. Have to think on that.

whitecharr:

The Additional 30 Days of Guild Wars 2

Day 32 – Favorite / least favorite NPC(s)?

Since Snaff is dead, I can’t pick him for fav NPC. *sigh* 

Anyhow, I’m going to have to say that one of my favorite NPCs is Logan Thackeray. He’s a bit of a doof most of the time, and he seriously needs to get over Queen Jennah. However, I’ve rolled a lot of humans in GW2, so he’s been a real bro through my GW2 experience.

I can’t say that I always respect everything he does, but he has a strong and noble heart, a good sense of humor and reminds me a lot of Keiran Thackeray, whom I genuinely liked from the moment they introduced him in GW1. I suppose I’m biased because of that! ^_^

My least favorite NPC? Hmm… I’d talk about Kudu, but he intrigues me so much and I love to hate him. 

Salad folk, don’t hate on me, but I’d have to say I least like Faolain.

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I know some folks like to ship her with Caithe as part of their foundational struggle, but sorry… everything about her just annoys me to no end. Maybe it has to do with how many times I ran Story Mode Twilight Arbor, but if I have to hear her “Dear Heart” one more time… >< 

Even Trahearne, as annoying as he can be, doesn’t bug me as much as she does. 

I have to say I agree with you about Faolain (I could go on for a lot longer about why it irks me that some people consider her to be such a Byronic heroine, but I won’t, at least not now) and Trahearne (he can certainly be irritating, but I think, on the whole, that he gets more of a bad rap than he really warrants).

My own favorite NPC…I’m not really sure. Have to think on that.

May 23, 2013

foostivoo:

Foostivoo the Merry stopped by Minister Wi’s mansion, where a party with important members of Divinity’s Reach was taking place. The nobles greeted the baby quaggan civilly but with slight suspicion; perhaps they were unaware of his elevated status. After sampling some of the fine foods, Foostivoo wandered upstairs, where he got a breathtaking view of the outside plaza. The bedroom, like the rest of the mansion, was lavishly decorated. Before Foostivoo could see how soft the beds were, he was shooed out by some guards.

Have you visited the Queen yet? Her Majesty is pleased to receive visitors at her palace in the upper level of Divinity’s Reach.

May 23, 2013
emberfoot:

keldidjooksidpaljaltsotta:

emberfoot:

To do list:
Buy Arenanet
Remove Claw Island mission
Sell Arenanet

What’s with all the hate against Claw Island?

It’s the point where no matter which storyline you choose every part converges. So no matter what options you picked on any character, you will have to do this story. Thus I have now done it around 14 times, not including helping guildies and repeating after bugs.

I just had this crazy idea; what if ANet were to release a patch where you could get a different ending to Claw Island, depending on your actions, so that your mentor ended up living? Of course, they&#8217;d have to do whole new personal story segments for everything after that&#8230;

emberfoot:

keldidjooksidpaljaltsotta:

emberfoot:

To do list:

  • Buy Arenanet
  • Remove Claw Island mission
  • Sell Arenanet

What’s with all the hate against Claw Island?

It’s the point where no matter which storyline you choose every part converges. So no matter what options you picked on any character, you will have to do this story. Thus I have now done it around 14 times, not including helping guildies and repeating after bugs.

I just had this crazy idea; what if ANet were to release a patch where you could get a different ending to Claw Island, depending on your actions, so that your mentor ended up living? Of course, they’d have to do whole new personal story segments for everything after that…

May 23, 2013

ammunitionart:

Helga and Alexander spent quite an intimate evening together in Lion’s Arch. Drinks were shared, among other things. ;)

How did we even manage to get these shots!?!

The only thing ruining the mood might have been the sylvari merchant standing next to them, since she seemed, well, a bit fascinated by certain parts of Helga.

(Source: endless-ammunition, via winterwolf-25)

May 23, 2013
winterwolf-25:

shardain:

beccurz:


“That’s not how we sit on sofas, Luis Forthwind.”

I couldn’t pass up this screenshot opportunity, oh my gosh.

fuck da police

#i tried sitting normally
I don’t understand. I thought this was how people normally sat in Tyria.
You’re telling me I’ve been doing it wrong this entire time?  

winterwolf-25:

shardain:

beccurz:

“That’s not how we sit on sofas, Luis Forthwind.”

I couldn’t pass up this screenshot opportunity, oh my gosh.

fuck da police

#i tried sitting normally

I don’t understand. I thought this was how people normally sat in Tyria.

You’re telling me I’ve been doing it wrong this entire time?  

(Source: guo-jia)

May 23, 2013

nornengineer:

azuhra:

More norn faces. Elsi’s angry this time. No idea about what, but it isn’t unusual for her.

Faces like those, someone must have taken away my ale! Or my pistols. Possibly stolen one of my elixirs…

May 23, 2013
emberfoot:

NOBODY expects the Seraph Inquisition!

emberfoot:

NOBODY expects the Seraph Inquisition!

May 23, 2013
wingedchronicle:

savant-ollphanda:

therayn:

(all text, photos, and credit go to that_shaman. text taken from this post)

Upcoming Gemstore Items - May Edition
After my last gemstore update I’ve completely overhauled my custom made tools (open source in the near future) and found a couple more upcoming gemstore items for your pleasure:
Increase Your Collection Stack Size! Increase the stack size of all your collections by 250.
Bring merriment and a festive atmosphere anywhere you go. Spawns a pinata that will drop candy when destroyed.
Get serious about school with this three-piece outfit (shirt, pants, boots). No additional skills or benefits. Town clothes cannot be worn in combat. Save when you buy them together!
This black lion special contains: Aviator’s Cap, Riding Broom, Riding Pants, Riding Gloves, Riding Boots. Town clothes cannot be worn while in combat.
This black lion special contains: 1 Revive Orb 1 Instant Repair Kit.
Summer Time Swim Wear! Swim wear perfect for any beach activity. Town clothes cannot be worn while in combat.


Swimwear :D So exited!

this makes me so excited

wingedchronicle:

savant-ollphanda:

therayn:

(all text, photos, and credit go to that_shaman. text taken from this post)

Upcoming Gemstore Items - May Edition

After my last gemstore update I’ve completely overhauled my custom made tools (open source in the near future) and found a couple more upcoming gemstore items for your pleasure:

  • Increase Your Collection Stack Size! Increase the stack size of all your collections by 250.
  • Bring merriment and a festive atmosphere anywhere you go. Spawns a pinata that will drop candy when destroyed.
  • Get serious about school with this three-piece outfit (shirt, pants, boots). No additional skills or benefits. Town clothes cannot be worn in combat. Save when you buy them together!
  • This black lion special contains: Aviator’s Cap, Riding Broom, Riding Pants, Riding Gloves, Riding Boots. Town clothes cannot be worn while in combat.
  • This black lion special contains: 1 Revive Orb 1 Instant Repair Kit.
  • Summer Time Swim Wear! Swim wear perfect for any beach activity. Town clothes cannot be worn while in combat.

Swimwear :D So exited!

this makes me so excited